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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"
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"SPELLING BEE ""Defiant"" Can I have the definition, please? ""No"""
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"
"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."
"The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy... Talk about a search and seizure"
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"
"How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship."