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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"
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"People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after."
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"I'm going to hell. Q: whats the hardest part about cooking a vegetable A: getting the wheelchair into the oven edit: formating"
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"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."
"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."
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"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"