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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
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"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."
"Why do the 3rd Italian Navy use glass-bottomed battleships? So they can look at the 2nd Italian Navy! *[Sorry if you are offended]* Edit: Grammar"
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."
"So Twilight jokes - What does a vampire call a used tampon? A teabag."
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"
"What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you? The cure"