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Joke of the Day

"A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says "" Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here""."

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."

"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"

"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"

"The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin."

"Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ..... that's why he's so full of shit!"

"A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied, ""I can't bear to see people suffering."""