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Joke of the Day
"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"
Next Joke
"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""
"Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant? Because he has a hollow-weenie"
"Why was the ghost sad on Halloween? He ain't have no boo"
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
"25- 35 year olds"
"Somebody stole my mood ring... ...I don't know how I feel about that."
"Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No you have to look at it."