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Joke of the Day
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."
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"How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? It was too bright in here anyway."
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."
"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"
"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"
"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""
"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."