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Joke of the Day

"How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? It was too bright in here anyway."

"Did you hear about the 80 year old man who ran naked through the flower show? ...he won first place for a dried arrangement!"

"I had my first ever threesome last night... There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time."

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out."

"I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is. Me: ""If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"" Friend: ""Alright then, hand some jack"""

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels."

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"

"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."