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Joke of the Day
"How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? It was too bright in here anyway."
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"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."
"Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP? It de-Pence on who you ask."
"What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common? They both like to pork."
"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish..."
"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"
"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""
"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"
"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"
"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"