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Joke of the Day
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
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"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."
"If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple."
"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
"Why don't White Elephants run? because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)"
"what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
"What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup? The plot thickens!"
"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"
"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"
"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"