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Joke of the Day
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
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"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant."
"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."
"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."
"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."
"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."
"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."