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Joke of the Day

"If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have? I'd have 314,159,265"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."

"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""

"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"

"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"

"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."

"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"

"I had a dream I was completely weightless... I was like... 0mg!"