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Joke of the Day

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."

"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."

"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"