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Joke of the Day
"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."
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"Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over"
"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."
"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"
"No matter how kind you are.... German kids are kinder."
"You know you've been friendzoned if a girl adds you as her brother on Facebook."
"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"