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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"
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"Finally found a house! We couldn't afford it and it wasn't for sale, but we just murdered the owners and took it anyway. Happy Columbus Day!"
"A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school."
"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls. My dad told me this like 10 years ago and I can't get it out of my head..."
"How do you call a gay person from Russia? Sergei."
"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."
"What is your favorite biology joke?"
"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"
"I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator"