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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"

"Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering."

"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"

"Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy"

"my life is a joke with no punchline"

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."

"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"