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Joke of the Day

"""The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert"" - my 9 yr old daughter"

"How To Tell A Girl Is Mad: 1. She tells you she's mad 2. She tells you she's not mad 3. She sets your stuff on fire 4. She sets you on fire"

"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."

"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""

"What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?"

"Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks Obviously, how's a vending machine going to kill a shark?"

"I gave blood this week and felt great afterwards... Which is weird because when girls lose that much blood they just get bitchy."

"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"I can't understand how Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman The plastic surgery has got be mildly painful, but the sucking out of half the brain has got be excruciating."

"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"