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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Dementors that breed? Sementors."
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"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."
"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store."
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."
"My girlfriend keeps saying that it's not working out. I said, ""well, you haven't gone to the gym for a while, have you?"""
"i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs"
"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."