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Joke of the Day
"I made on offensive joke about Muslims... and boom, I lost my job."
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"When I see you, I'm a 10... On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals)."
"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"
"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"
"My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate."
"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"
"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."