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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"
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"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."
"Did do hear about the part of my house that died from a drug overdose? He was an attic"
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
"I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press."
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"Co-worker: Why did you hit me with your chair?! Me: Because my desk is too heavy."
"Hump day without humping is significantly less fun."