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Joke of the Day
"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"
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"Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS!"
"What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie..."
"What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero? Are you 0K?"
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
"[NSFW] what do you call a Uk police woman with a shaved pussy? Cuntstubble"
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"
"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."