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Joke of the Day
"My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate."
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"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."
"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"
"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."
"Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside."
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her."
"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"