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Joke of the Day

"My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate."

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."

"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."

"Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit? He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished"

"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"

"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."

"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."

"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"