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Joke of the Day
"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."
Next Joke
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."
"Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout ""Everybody be cool!"" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets."
"I love vending machines because I can see exactly where my food is coming from."
"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."
"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."
"Why is it Windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9."
"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."
"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."
"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."