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Joke of the Day
"Why is it Windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9."
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"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"
"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."
"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."
"Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him."
"Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane."
"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."