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Joke of the Day
"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."
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"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"
"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."
"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"
"What do you call a female redneck who is faster than her brothers? A virgin"
"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."
"Kids are so inquisitive. ""Will robots ever take over the world?"" Me: ""Almost certainly."" ""But when? Before I die?"" ""A bit before, yes."""
"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."