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Joke of the Day
"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."
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"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."
"I'm getting my wife's name tattooed on my penis So I can keep beating her long after she's gone (I'm so sorry)"
"What's the difference of a wife after 10 years of marriage and the Simpsons' new episodes after 10 years on the air? The wife doesn't suck."
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."
"The First Time"
"Did you know Helen Keller is on the back of the Alabama quarter? ""No, and I bet she hasn't heard about it."" ""She probably hasn't seen it either."""
"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"
"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"
"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."