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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
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"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"
"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"
"Is it just me... or are circles pointless?"
"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""
"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."
"Im surprised Mayweather can hug so well... despite all those domestic abuse charges"
"Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China? All the dongs."
"My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model."
"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."