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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"Pretty soon Starbucks will stop being coy and offer to just shove a pumpkin & a fistful of nutmeg in your ass for $20."

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."

"I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still..."

"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."

"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."