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Joke of the Day
"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."
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"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"
"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"
"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"
"What do you call a horny dog??? Nothing. So he doesn't come..."
"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."
"Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*"
"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."
"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."