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Joke of the Day
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."
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"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? ""DAM!"""
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."
"""Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""I said... Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""Ted?"" ""THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."""
"A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)"
"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."
"A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community."
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"
"I had diarrhea till 5am It was shitty"