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Joke of the Day

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"

"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."

"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."

"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""