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Joke of the Day

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""

"You can't spell ""ducking"" without ""autocorrect"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again"

"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"

"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"