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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."

"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""

"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."

"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"A fascist walks into a bar.. he orders 1 strong liter."

"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."

"My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation."

"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."