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Joke of the Day
"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"
Next Joke
"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."
"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."
"Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him."
"Rock-a-bye-baby is my favorite nursery rhyme about the tragic consequences of putting babies in trees."
"Companies should use chromosomes in advertising Because sex cells."
"[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins"
"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."
"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."