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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."
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"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."
"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""
"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"
"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."
"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."
"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."