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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
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"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."
"It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love"
"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"
"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."
"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"
"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"