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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
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"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."
"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"
"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."
"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."
"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"
"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."
"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
"in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans"