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Joke of the Day
"A fascist walks into a bar.. he orders 1 strong liter."
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"After months of trying to find a job... ...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces. He starts next week on nights."
"Never trust anyone under 30 lbs. Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars."
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder."
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"
"Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs."
"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."