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Joke of the Day
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."
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"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."
"So my fiancee rolls over, wakes me up, and says, ""honey, your alarm is going off."" I say..... ""pics or didn't happen."""
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to beat the room for being black."
"Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes"
"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""
"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"
"Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage? Right under the children's noses"
"My 5 year old brother said ""when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE"