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Joke of the Day

"I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic in a house fire."

"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."

"Due tomorrow, do tomorrow."

"I am happy to report this vodka works."

"Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty""."

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""

"There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them."

"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""