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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."
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"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
"Acid is like a woman. A good one will eat right through your pants."
"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"
"I've heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off"
"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"
"A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him."
"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"
"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""