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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."

"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."

"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"

"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"What does an Ent want? A bad birch."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her."