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Joke of the Day
"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"
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"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"
"I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex."
"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."
"Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women."
"Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?"
"YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you. ****************** YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR CAT: Me too."
"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."
"1 We must strive to disconnect gender norms from career choices. It is my hope that the next generation is better, that Secretary Kerry's grandchildren never feel the embarrassment his children feel."
"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"