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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children."

"Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes."

"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"

"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"

"If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes."

"Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek."

"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."

"A clown opened the door for me today. It was a nice jester."