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Joke of the Day
"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."
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"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."
"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."
"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."
"Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show? He locked the bass player in the car."
"Why is it that lawyers get sick? It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so."
"When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"
"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"
"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."