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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
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"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."
"Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they're ""heroes"". #GetBackToWork"
"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."
"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."
"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."
"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"
"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."
"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."
"3 Big things happened to me today 1) My neighbor said he didn't like me 2) My neighbor got hit by a bus 3) I lost my bus drivers license"