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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."
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"As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?"
"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations."
"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"Why did the bicycle fall over?? Because it was two tired..."
"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."