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Joke of the Day

"5,000 married men were surveyed as to why they like receiving oral sex. * 1% liked the warmth * 2% liked the sensation * 3% liked the eroticism * 94% just liked the peace and quiet"

"Self is a word in Itself."

"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."

"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."

"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""

"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"

"Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted."

"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""