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Joke of the Day

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars. I'll see myself out."

"If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch."

"I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"What did the fly say to the other fly? ""Your man is open!"""

"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."

"""My Heart Mustard Go On"" - Celine Dijon"

"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."