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Joke of the Day

"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."

"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"

"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."

"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"

"I love Brown people... but I fucking hate Muslims."

"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."

"If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked."

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"