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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."
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"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"
"A girl comes home to her mother She walks up to her and says ""Mom, a creep in the park today asked me to give him a blowjob for this beautiful necklace!"""
"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"
"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."
"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."
"Daddy, can I have another cup of water? ""Sure, son. But it's your 12th cup tonight..."" ""I know, the baby's room is still on fire."""
"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"
"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."