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Joke of the Day

"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"

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"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."
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"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"
"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton survive a capsized boat. Who drowns? The boat."
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"
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