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Joke of the Day
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
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"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."
"I got a sweater for Christmas... ...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer. From: Jerry ""The King"" Lawler"""
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."
"A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea."
"An apple a day Keeps the government away"
"When I run the media, ""blue"" and ""red"" states will be renamed ""Crate & Barrel"" and ""Cracker Barrel"" states."
"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."
"What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up? Old"