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Joke of the Day

"If Obama is a Muslim extremist, then how come he's a gay prostitute?"

"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."

"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""

"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"

"What programming language was used to create piratebay? R."

"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."